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Ek sarvey se ye bat sabit hovi hai k larke larkion se ziada naik hain, Report k mutabiq jab koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta hai tu uski zuban se foran ye alfaz ada hote hain (MASHALLAH) (SUBHANALLAH) Kitni piyari larki hai jab k koi larki kisi larke ko dekhti hai tu kehti hai “Kamina [...]
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Saas bahu se: Aj se tum mujhe ammi aur apne susar ko papa kaho gi Bahu: ji boht acha Sham ko jab uska shohar aya to boli: ammeee bhayya aa gea.
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Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai
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Shaam hote hii yeh dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahari yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Boy Friend: Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ? Girl Friend: Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->
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Chand pe agar noor na hota, Toh tanha maan majboor na hota. Khuda ki kassam hum aapse milne roz aate, Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
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Socha Yaad Na Karke Thoda Tarpaae Aapko, Kisi Aur Ka Naam Le Ke Jalaae Aaapko, Par Koi Chot Aap Ko Lagi To Dard Hume Hoga, Ab Koi Ye Bataae Ki Kis Tarah Saatae Aaap Ko….
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August 25, 2008 Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur Heart Xactly? All Girls Shoutd Loudly Hamara Dil To “EZAAN” K Pass Hai Madam!
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Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai…..
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Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ, Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel De Gaya..
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